The ILLOGICAL us!

DID U EVER BOTHER TO THINK HOW THE STORY WRITERS WRITE THEIR FANTASMAGORICALLY MAGICAL STORIES, OF DRAGONS GYPSIES QUEENS AND WHALES? WELL, TO BE HONEST, EVEN WE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THAT😜 UNTIL WE GAVE EACH OTHER 30 RANDOM WORDS, WHICH STRUCK OUR MIND ALL OF A SUDDEN...WE JUST CLUNG THEM TO EACH OTHER AND MADE THESE ILLOGICAL STORIES! RNT U EXCITED TO READ THEM?  SO HERE U R!

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WHAT A LIFE ! _WITH MR. TIPSY!

As I hit the cat which had destroyed my rotten plant , with a wiper, I guessed I did the worst thing in my life. It lost all its innocence, scratched my face with its nails that had grown as if to set the Guinness world record and now was running behind me. As I was running on the road, I came to a side and tried to bluff the wicked cat. It worked! I came aside and it went on running to search for me. As I came aside, I saw a turtle that had turned turtle 😂😂 It was trying to walk upside down !! My goodness!! I wondered what a talent it had...Such a talent could make him win India's Got Talent! Being a pet enthusiast, I stole it from near the gutter, named it Tipsy and went home. I hid it under the pillow and went to the doctor to apply plastic on my face (u know.. plastic surgery? ) By that time, the turtle tried to eat my phone's side button but ended up breaking its teeth. Poor he! Imagine a turtle with broken teeth! Suddenly it realised that the phone had unlocked! It became very happy and opened Google baba. He typed "leaves" in the search box and tried to eat them. But all in vain.. bcz it had no teeth!

Then came a girl Ananya who loved animals. She saw the phone's light under the pillow, became amazed and saw the turtle. She immediately took it up to the bathroom and applied toothpaste on its gums.. because it had no teeth, remember? She made the turtle sit in front of a rag doll and told it to play with it while she was going away to help her mum. Meanwhile, her father came and put the dirty rag doll in the laundry, along with yellow-yellow dirty fellows, by which I mean other dolls. The turtle got angry and swiftly escaped from the holes of the laundry. It became so angry that it recited a mantra and developed 100 legs! The 100-legged turtle came across a pencil on its way out of the house, and started fighting with it in judo style! Then came Sargun, as sweet as a flower. She saw them fighting and gave a "dhamki" to the turtle to stop being cruel like Shylock. It ignored all her warnings and continued to fight. Meanwhile, Sargun switched on the TV.. pogo channel. She called Chotta Bheem. And there came he, riding on a gorilla. He wore the face mark of Donald Trump and started muttering smt in English. The turtle remembered how eggs were thrown on Donald Trump by his great grand ancestor Mr Turtly and he started thinking how cute Mr. trump looked with his face decorated with eggs! Ah! What a picture indeed!

Then suddenly, the wifi was switched on by one of the family members. Shubman Gill emerged suddenly but instead of playing cricket, he started to fly the Indigo aircraft! Although he didn't know how to fly an aircraft, he just wanted to do smt mischievous, which Virat Kohli had told him in Truth and Dare game. Otherwise, he would be laughed at by the small children! So, he started running in the marathon to win, but not by running on foot! On plane instead .. u know how much was the cash prize going to be if he'd win the marathon ?? Any guesses?      Yes! u r absolutely wrong!! Rs. 20 !! .. suddenly, the stem of a plant in the aircraft broke and instead of cell sap, it started releasing ice! It was so cold that even the ice started feeling cold! So, it converted itself into the soup of Maggie, like slimy jelly and spread everywhere.. Lights went off because the bhukha turtle had eaten up the generator of the aircraft... In the end, everything crashed! But just 2 things were kept safe.. guess what! The turtle and the cat... who were busy watching Salman Khan's movie Tubelight! Eating popcorns and dominos pizza! What a life! Ah!

Mr. Trump's face decorated with eggs!

Found it ILLOGICAL,  senseless, funny? No head, no tail, right? This is the beauty of stories.. created by the most senseless people like me! Hope u enjoyed this...

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Now time for the next amazing story!

                                                          MINTU THE PIGGY!

 I was roaming in the village when I saw a brick kiln. Just beside it, there was a hut also. Its door was opened. When I went inside, OMG, what I saw - "A pig watching DDLJ!". The pig had a heart-shaped nose. It was as big as Rafflesia. Side by side, he was texting smilies to someone on his phone. Then I wore my invisible cloak, went near and peeped secretly into his phone. He was texting to his best friend 'Tingi-The Ant'. Strong gusts of wind started blowing even inside the hut. My cloak was flying. I ran fast towards the pig to catch it. Just at the moment, I stopped before bumping into his sofa. "Haaaasshhh!" He didn't see me. When the pig finished watching his favourite movie DDLJ, he started listening to the new sing composed by Gandhi Ji, titled Mobile Phone. He was amazed to see the three monkeys doing pillow fight in the song. Now our dear pig didn't even like this so he switched to calling his teacher Mr Bean Jam Bun to clarify few fake homework issues and to ask about a medicine for his aunt.

 Now Mr Bean was inventing a torch which could emit big light and small light, an alarm clock which could make all the people sleep and then suddenly he heard a familiar strange ringtone from his phone. When he picked it up, Mintu pig answered and asked his teacher, "Sir if I would sit in the Chennai Express to get medicines for my aunty 'Chhipkali-The Earthworm' from Shah Rukh Khan in how much time would I reach Delhi from here?" Mr Bean said, "Shut uppp! You fool! I am not a Ticket Collector!". Pig-"Ohhhkk! Sorry! Sorry! Bye!". Now Mintu was wondering how to get medicine for his aunty Chhipkali who was allergic to shorts because she didn't have two legs! Then, Minion, the Courier Boy came to deliver something. Mintu wondered what it could be. Before opening the door, he called his aunty Chhipkali but he got the sad news that she was NO MORE because she sprinkled some table salt on her by mistake. He broke down but went to open the door. The delivery boy pasted an 'OK Tested' sticker on his heart-shaped, Rafflesia big nose. 

He asked what, why, who, where ?! The delivery boy threw a courier on his 'OK Tested' face and heart-shaped, rafflesia big nose and slammed the door close making a big bump/phora on his heart-shaped, rafflesia big nose saying, " Have a good day sir! Aapka din shubh ho!" When he opened the packet, it had a beautiful bedsheet for his bathroom! There was a message also inside it which said, "Hamare pyaare dost piggy, it's time for the Oscar's now and you are invited respectfully to clean the red carpet with your unique tail. Please honour us with your presence on 32nd July at the Old Banyan Tree Hotel of the Grand Jungle. No need to book your ticket for meeting your favourite star, no travel charges also!" He burst with laughter. He was so excited to see and meet his favourite star, the Oscar winner Guneet Kaur. She was his biggest inspiration. He had watched her on YouTube only. Now it was like a dream come true for him. He forgot all the sorrows of the day and started packing for his trip. I also smiled and slipped away from there.

 

Brick Kiln n hut

Mintu watching 'DDLJ'

Heart-shaped, rafflesia big nose

Tingi-The Ant

Mr Bean Jam Bun

Mr Bean getting puzzled by Mintu's question

Chhipkali-The Earthworm

Minion-The Courier Boy

OK Tested Sticker on Piggy's nose

Red Carpet of Oscars to be cleaned by Mintu

Guneet Kaur who was gonna get the Oscar award for the best actress from Jhansi Ki Rani

Mintu getting happy to go the Oscars to see his inspiration and role model!

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